Due to an unforeseen case of food poisoning, I won't be able to post anything today (except this notification, of course). Needless to say, the events from yesterday evening and this morning have me developing an aversion to food. I hope, if all goes well, you'll still see the fat, jolly Martin and not the skinny, pissed off anorexic Martin next time you see me. Honestly, without food, my life is nothing, and this event has to be the biggest test of my life.
Now excuse me while I go throw up.
Who I am
- The Plumber
- A gamer, sports enthusiast and aspiring writer who wants to get out there and see what it's like. Currently attending the University of California at Berkeley.
3 comments:
i'd like to see the fat jolly martin than the mean skinny anorexic martin!!!! feel better martini!!!! food makes life wonderful =]
ah, but skinny anorexic martin always had the best jokes...especially about self-respect.
*Martin in heaven*
Angel 1: What'd you die of?
Martin: Irony...
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